Hey Savannah Hi This is a song that I wrote for you. Are you ready? Yeah I met you in the topless bar I dont remember We rode round in my Mustang car I dont remember I pledged my love beneath the stars I dont remember I dont remember, dont remember I was drunk I bought you a trailer on South Park I dont remember I gave you cash to help you out I dont remember I moved you in my big blue house I dont remember I dont remember saying It was permanent Remembering for me is such a ha**le Recalling what went on is just too hard Its too much strain put on my brain muscle Oh look, my pictures on the radio phone card When did that happen? I gave you gifts and everything I dont remember I gave you a big engagement ring I dont remember I made the world listen to you sing I dont remember I didnt need you to do that I won Ms. Brave Remembering for me is such a tussle It gets all jumbled underneath me wig Its too much strain to put on my brain muscle I used to have small ninniesNow theyre big! How did that happen? I bought you a j**ellery box I dont remember Where I put it, I forgot I dont remember I put in it 2000 bucks I dont Oh remember Its in your guest bedroom Beneath the sock collection in a paper bag With goldsmith j**ellery written on it With torn papers out of US magazine Three of the pages being about the battle between Brittany Spears and Christina Agulera Brittanys better I dont remember, dont remember Who you are I was drunk!