Ladies and gentlemen On this fifth day of July in the year 2030 I, Lady Gillespie, am proud to present to you Toothless Hawkins and his robot jazz band A-1, 2, 3, 4 It's a thing called jazz! Jazz! 1, 2, 3, 4 Jazz! 1, 2, 3, 4 It's a thing called jazz! 1, 2, 3, 4 Jazz! 1, 2, 3, 4 Jazz! A-1, 2, 3, 4 Jazz! 1, 2, 3, 4 Jazz! 1, 2, 3, 4 Jazz! 1, 2, 3, 4 It's a thing called jazz!