I know you're way past the obvious now So I'm afraid to even ask But when do you stop to consider The events in your recent past? I'm sure you'll find a way to bring the girl around Then turn her world upside-down It's fun to steal It's fun to break a heart But only once will I warn you this way It's fun to steal But the day you change your ways You'll find out she's exactly the same In the ladies room you're all they're talking about Mr. Lovemaker, Heartbreaker, Number One But it's yourself you are deceiving And whoever's next to come The day you trade your soul for a heart of stone Is the greatest story never told It's fun to steal It's fun to fool around But only once will I warn you this way It's fun to steal But ask anyone in town You'll find out there's a price to be paid It's fun to steal It's fun to break a heart But only once will I warn you this way It's fun to steal But the day you change your ways You'll find out she's exactly the same It's fun to steal It's fun to break a heart Its fun to steal It's fun to break a heart It's fun to steal