Mongol Horde - Tapeworm Uprising lyrics

Natalie Portman's tapeworm had a sudden and very unexpected change of heart He said this indie chick stinks no longer, fly in my wick - I think I need a fresh start So, he detached himself quietly from the walls of her large intestine Made his way out through the usual exit And in the bold light of day he heard himself say "Hollywood is not quite how I expected" It smells freedom Freedom Sharp in his nostrils, but undeniable Freedom So, he set himself up comfortably in a small pied-à-terre On the edge of the Hollywood heartlands Fashioned himself a sign out of flashlights and twine Showing a worm called Divine to show the revolution had started All across the millionaire mansions and condos There were small moments of horror in celebrity bathrooms As the tapeworms detached and a plan it was hatched For the birth of a new and proud nation A republic of tapeworms A free republic of tapeworms A free republic of tapeworms The very next session of the United Nations The worms took up their seats and then demanded the floor There are things that must be said for both the living and the dead This is about justice, it's a universal cause Every time you sat in multiplexes munching in the dark With your teenage sons and daughters holding on to their hearts Behind the eyes of the starlets, the talent that shone through All along it was us and you know that that's true And in the viewing gallery Winona Ryder Won the head of the actress delegation Now kind of overweight and dead behind the eyes Spoke not a word, not a single word, but just sighed It was horror; the truth was out Though the cinema-going public had their private doubts But when they sought back to their vile estates The worms took the riches, the Oscars, the hate And Ben Affleck sat alone in his mansion on a chair made of cash Cried a single tear for every girl that he'd sodomised 'Cause he knew all along it was worms who'd been tickling his balls And at the last he knew it was actually true love