Mongo Ninja - Broken Cock lyrics

Scheiße! Dieter Bohlen, the blond dork From modern f**ing talking A c*nt-hungry German A horny, drooling dog He's flirting, dancing and kissing And his third leg is growing big Spread 'em, flithy b**h Here comes the ramming meat log Once again - he's got it made Once again - he's getting laid Once again - Dieter scores f**, f**, f** - more, more, more But Dieter! You missed the f**ing hole Broken co*k But Dieter! You missed the f**ing hole Broken co*k But Dieter! You missed the f**ing hole Broken co*k But Dieter! You missed the f**ing c*nt! Scheiße! Dieter screams in pain His f**tool is gushing blood His once-proud rock hard soldier Is now an useless eel But you know you can't Keep a c*nt-obsessed man down So Dieter soon returned With a bo*er of steel Once again - he's got it made Once again - he's getting laid Once again - Dieter scores f**, f**, f** - more, more, more Repeater, you missed the f**ing hole Broken co*k Repeater, you missed the f**ing hole Broken co*k Repeater, you missed the f**ing hole Broken co*k Repeater, you missed the f**ing hole Broken co*k But Dieter! You missed the f**ing hole Broken co*k But Dieter! You missed the f**ing hole Broken co*k But Dieter! You missed the f**ing hole Broken co*k But Dieter! You missed the f**ing c*nt! Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k Broken - broken co*k