Momus - We Don't Have To Make Children lyrics

I like how you look Your teeth all acrook The ruffling fluff of your hair You're putting on weight I think it looks great Your gently fattening rear We don't have to make children When we make love Don't have to make anything new We don't have to make children Two is enough Baby I'd settle for you I like how you feel Your tottering keel The slackening flab of your s** Your wiggly teeth Your wrinkling breath Are things I have come to accept Sex is a trick played by the womb To make us pa** life down the line Giving us all these little rewards For pa**ing our genes on and dying I've been tricking the trickster For quite a while now Avoiding the pain and the strain And kids are so noisy, they take so much time This way the pleasure's all mine We don't have to make children When we make love Don't have to make anything We don't have to be three Two is enough Baby I'd settle for you We don't have to make children Love is enough Baby I'd settle for you