Momus - The Teacher lyrics

What's the deal with screwing the teacher? Did you feel... feel you could reach her And touch her... there She has amazing... hair You pushed up against her There in the corner Caught her off balance Then you were on her Pulling off underwear She had amazing... hair So it turned out That you were mistaken It turned out The teacher was taken Had someone her own... size With whom she sympa... thized You'd fantasised That she'd be a letcher Letching her students During the lecture But did I say before She is a total... bore What a shame You had to report her A shame for her husband A shame for her daughter Oh, but I do declare She has amazing... hair Although they defend her They cannot excuse her For the data on her computer She met your accusing stare You put the data... there You stuck it to her You really screwed her With the data on her computer The state has her now in... care But she has amazing... hair