Momus - Pinocchio lyrics

Did you hear the news about Peggy Sue? She married Pinocchio They got photoshopped down at the zoo He lied when he said "I do" Pinocchio is the boy with the nose And when he lies, it grows And even here in Tokyo I hate Pinocchio Get me a witness in a slit gown Get me Ginger Baker from Cream Get me Joe co*ker on a white swan I used to be in love, but it's all gone wrong Well she used to be mine, I used to feel fine Used to pick her up about a quarter to nine Take her down to the five and dime Even though we lived in Newcastle On Tyne Well, back in the day I had a big DA A Rickenbacker 50 and an old PA I'd spit on my hands, living the dream Paying the band in Brylcream Well the ba**ist and the drummer looked like toads But they could rev the Triumph, and they could rev the Rhodes And the drummer was my brother, and we liked to play hot We'd share the girls, share the lot And Peggy Sue was a chick we knew Waitressing at the Hullabaloo We used to take turns It still burns But a brother is a brother, and you live and learn Well you play the hokey cokey and you shake it all about Put your left leg in, your right leg out Well you do Peggy Sue, then you pop out You scratch and frown And sit down Pinocchio is the boy with the eyes And when the world dies, he cries And Pinocchio was the boy with the ears And when the world dies, he hears But what's that noise coming out of his car? Britney Spears Keep on doing the hokey cokey, shaking it about You put your left leg in, your right leg out Get me a witness in a slit gown Get me Ginger Baker from Cream We used to blast Little Richard over the Tyne But since they built the bridge he takes the train Well you do the hokey cokey and you shake it all about You put your left leg in, your right leg out Even when there's nothing to shout about Well you know how to fake it, so you really scream and shout You've got a guitar face, a Rickenbacker frown You shake it all about and you don't sit down You keep on doing the hokey kokey till you're all clapped out And even here in Tokyo I hate Pinocchio