Momus - Incompetence lyrics

I feel like rubbish flotsam Floating on a sea I feel seasick, completely rotten Drowning in a shipwreck Caused by me Staggering up a road less travelled Too late! The road's unravelled Must be some kind of gift to f** up so badly What could have been your life Standing scratching in your ruined garden I feel like a procession of one I wonder if you're still alive Well your lights are on but now it starts to rain Well you waited but I never came It must be some kind of gift to f** it up so badly I'm trying to steer with the edge of a knife What could have been my life There's a cat hanging round Who seems to know me Seems to agree That my chance has gone And as my life begins to unravel I'm grinning on tiptoe on your gravel Trying to glimpse a shelter from the rain Well you waited, you waited but I never came It must take some kind of gift to f** it up so badly The valley of rift that I survey so sadly I feel the pain between my shoulder blades This could have been my life And I'm staggering up a road less travelled Too late! The road's unravelled It's some kind of gift to f** up so badly What could have been your life