Momus - Deer Wife lyrics

I found a video on my porch Put it on the VCR It told me to go to the forest And play my guitar The forest is a dangerous place You take your life in your hands There are wild animals Marking trees with marker glands I've got a deer wife A deer wife Keep it to yourself So I went to the forest With my guitar and my bag And there I found a doe Surrounded by stags Well the stags did rut and yowl Jab at me with antlers and with hooves But that doe chose me Whatcha gonna do? I've got a deer wife A deer wife Keep it to yourself I've got a deer wife And a battle for survival Rooting for acorns and berries And fending off my rivals But one day I will be Monarch of this glen Mark the trees not with glands But with a Krink pen I've got a deer wife A deer wife Keep it to yourself