Mojo Nixon - Tie My Pecker to My Leg lyrics

Me your momma and some other who*e Floating down the river on a sh**house door Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Watching mom shave her p**y really gets the kids hard Grandpa's trying to f** something in the front yard Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Sister is getting rich on her 900 number Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Reddog (solo) Well I'm a big dick daddy and a f**in' foo Eleven years old and I went to p**y school Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Yeah, her a**hole is tighter then a steel drum Hell I'd eat a yard of her sh** to watch her cum Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Simon (solo) You only live once, so off with them pants Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna s** her daddy's dick If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger Last night I must have been the designated drinker Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. I need a woman six foot ten She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Everybody solo Yeah, me yer momma and some other who*e Floatin' down the river on a sh**house door Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. I'm gonna tie my pecker Tie my pecker Tie my pecker Tie my pecker Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.