Mojo Nixon - Machines Ain't Music lyrics

(Are the non-machines ready?) I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin') I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin') I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin') I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin') I got my mojo working, but it just don't work on you You can call it trip hop You can call it techno You can call it house But there's one thing that I know And it's all just disco And disco sure does s** (yeah, it s**s) Well, machines ain't music And a chicken ain't no duck Well, drum machines don't get drunk And try to start a fight Sneak around the back door And try to screw your wife If you ain't got no live drummer Then you just disco doomed Machines ain't music And a chicken ain't no raccoon Well, Midi is sh**ty Just gutless crap Computer-made music 'Bout as soulful as the Gap No matter how much you remix You can't make disco rock and roll (can't make it rock and roll) Machines ain't music Ain't never seen a chicken bowl I said machines ain't music (machines ain't music) I said machines ain't music (machines ain't music) I said machines ain't music (machines ain't music) I said machines ain't music (machines ain't music) I said machines ain't music and I don't wanna hear a harmonica here... (C'mon, Joey, be alive, son!) (Make the girls dance) (Funky bu*t) Machines can't make no music Like Otis Redding do's Electronics Don't make me wanna screw But McKinley Morganfield Makes me wanna do it in the dirt (do it in the dirt) Machines ain't music You can't make no chicken work I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin') I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin') I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin') I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin') I got my mojo working, but it just don't No, it just don't You can call it trip hop You can call it flip hop You can call it techno You can call it house But there's one thing that I know, baby It's all just electronic It's all just machines It's all just disco And disco still does s** (Kick a**!)