Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - I'm A Wreck lyrics

Well, I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run Even my mama's been calling me a bum Woke up this morning, my liver said to me Come on, boy, let that alcohol be Go to detox like father, like son AA meetings here I come Well I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash I'm a wreck, my whole life's in pieces Everything around me smells like feces Fired from my job at the sock factory Cars been repossessed I've got water on the knee My bowels are blocked, my ears are full of wax Here comes another heart attack Well, I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run Even my mama's been calling me a bum All this Mountain Dews and Jolt soda pops Making my teeth rot, rot, rot, Dennis the Menace to society Keep them Nazis away from me Well, I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run Even my mama's been calling me a bum I got the midriff bulge from too many beers Little love handles sticking out like fishing piers Covered with shingles, my bladder's giving way Love birds making me look like a fink Well, I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run Even my mama's been calling me a bum Throwing up blood in the back of a van I can tell you, buddy, that this wasn't my plan Give me some fruit, some yogurt too Anything to add I just might spew Well I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash I'm a wreck, my whole life's in pieces Everything around me smells like feces