Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child lyrics

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child It's a bigfoot baby, all covered in fur now Stark-raving naked in the fornication nation We were secretly married out in Las Vegas At a little-bitty chapel, Joan Collins married us Rootin' tootin', ain't high falutin' Rick Astley is a pantywaist, mash my bu*t in his face His teeny-tiny, two inches of terror, they're all gonna scare you Hairbrained co*kamamie knuckleheaded idjit galoot No truth to the rumor about Spuds and Debbie G Only went to the motel just to watch a little TV Hate that dog, he must die Tiffany is wrestling in jello Body-slamming Debbie G, they're covered head to toe Hard on, my hard on Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child It's a bigfoot baby, all covered in fur now Stark-raving naked in the fornication nation I'm stark-raving naked in the fornication nation Stark-raving naked in the fornication nation