Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - I'm Living With a Three-Foot Anti-Christ lyrics

Woo! I'm living with a three-foot Anti-Christ, yes I am I said, I'm living with a three-foot Anti-Christ Ah, yeah Y'know, he's not housebroken Still on the bottle His little head I wanna throttle 'Cause I'm living with a three-foot Anti-Christ, yeah Ah, there's a screamin' demon hollerin' all over my rock'n'roll pad, ah yeah He's a bed-wettin' devil child who keeps callin' me "Dad" (Huh, man, I don't know where he got that idea) Yeah, the babysitter They is a quitter Child abuse, hey Ain't no use 'Cause I'm living with a three-foot Anti-Christ, yes I am I said, I'm living with a three-foot Anti-Christ, yeah Well, he wakes me up at six a.m. Says my body is a jungle gym, oh yeah He's a real whippersnapper An incubus on speed If he don't stop yellin My ears are gonna bleed He's a little boy from hell Don't do nothin' that I say Gonna drive to Arizona Let him out to play 'Cause I'm living with a three-foot Anti-Christ, yeah yeah yeah I said, I'm living with a three-foot Anti-Christ (Let's go to bridge) You got yourself a mate and the hour's gettin' late You're thinkin' that maybe you wanna Procreate Then when I get home from work And I open up the door He's got his momma-momma Nailed to the floor I'm living with a three-foot Anti-Christ, ah yeah I said, I'm living with a three-foot Anti-Christ, yeah He's says that everything is "mine!" And the other kids is scared The cat and dog done vanished And we don't know where He's been expelled from preschool For startin' up some riots When he picked up that can of Drano, I said "Boy, why don't you try it" Yeah, the neighbors moved away And all the gra** is dead Now I done notice Some little horns on his head Yeah, I'm living with a three-foot Anti-Christ, yeah aw yeah I said, I'm living with a three-foot Anti-Christ, yeah yeah yeah Alright, let's go I'm living with a three-foot Anti-Christ, woo! Yeah, and pretty soon he's gonna be a four-foot Anti-Christ Man, that's gonna be hard to deal with, y'know what I mean? He'll be a regular yard ape, y'know? Maybe we get that boy a job or somethin' Maybe we can get him to go to military school Maybe like a paper route or somethin', y'know? Hope he get married soon...