Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - Gonna Eat Them Words lyrics

Woman said I was no good Never have no cash Get a thousand silver dollars Ram 'em up her a** Gonna go on David Letterman Tell the entire nation 'Bout a frozen tallywhacker And this burnin' sensation Gonna eat them words You gonna eat them words You gonna eat them words You gonna eat them words Gonna give some winos Hundred dollar bills Gonna take a handful Of little white pills Carry me back to Virginia In a big jet plane Fill it up with bombs Let 'em all rain Gonna eat them words You gonna eat them words You gonna eat them words You gonna eat them words Yeah, there I was in the Safeway I seen my old girlfriend I've seen my old girlfriend checkin' out the vegetables there in the Safeway She says, "Yo, Moj! Moj, I understand you're doin' pretty good." I said, "Baby, get outta my face!" I ripped that gold chain from her neck and I rammed it down her throat And I picked up a squash and started beatin' her across the head 'Cause she said I would never make a nickel or a dime with the rock n' roll thing She said that I would never be stuffin' Martha's muffin And while she was layin' there on the produce department floor With a bunch of zucchinis rammed into her body I said, "Baby.... Gonna eat them words You gonna eat them words You gonna eat them words You gonna eat them words You gonna eat them words You gonna eat them words