Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - Wash No Dishes No More lyrics

Ready, Mr. Skid? (Come on over here and sing with me) Ain't gonna wash no dishes no more Ain't gonna wash no dishes no more Yeah I'm gonna throw 'em down on the pavement Have myself a little art statement Ain't gonna wash no dishes anymore (I hate dishes) Ain't gonna listen to lawyers anymore Ain't gonna listen to lawyers anymore Do like Shakespeare said All them peckerheads oughta be dead Ain't gonna listen to lawyers anymore Ain't gonna pay no taxes anymore Ain't gonna pay no taxes anymore Ain't gonna give you none of my dough So you can buy the Lotto-oh Ain't gonna pay no taxes anymore I ain't gonna do that IRS lick my you-know-what Ain't gonna carry no ID anymore Ain't gonna carry no identification anymore I said, "Hey there s**er, can't you see it's me me me" Ain't gonna carry no ID anymore Ain't gonna sleep on no wet spot anymore Ain't gonna sleep on no wet spot anymore Yeah I ain't gonna sleep on the wet spot, and Jerry Falwell, he can rot Ain't gonna sleep on no wet spot anymore This next verse is for my daddy, and all daddies everywhere Ain't gonna mow the gra** anymore Ain't gonna mow the gra** anymore Well I ain't gonna mow the gra**, you can kiss my b-- Ain't gonna mow the gra** anymore Ain't gonna go to school anymore Ain't gonna go to prison anymore They don't teach you how to be your best They just teach you how to take a test Ain't gonna go to school anymore Ain't gonna hold my temper anymore Ain't gonna hold my temper anymore I don't care what the neighbors think, they got the high-falutin' stink Ain't gonna hold my temper anymore Ain't gonna pay the rent anymore Ain't gonna pay the full rent anymore I want to know what the legality is of you trying to own me Ain't gonna pay the rent anymore Ain't gonna wash no dishes anymore Ain't gonna wash no dishes anymore I'm gonna open up my can of beanie weenies and heat 'em up right on the stove Ain't gonna wash no dishes anymore Ain't gonna wash no dishes anymore No more (I'm gonna stop brushing my teeth too)