Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - I Ain't Gonna Piss In No Jar lyrics

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Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - I Ain't Gonna Piss In No Jar lyrics

Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up Said yo Nancy, we just say, no, no, no no no no no Well go ahead and fire me from my job There's one little think you ain't gonna rob That's my freedom, and my liberty On that last line, play this tab: Well I ain't gonna piss in no jar Them evil peckerheads they done gone too far I wouldn't pee in their mouths if they were dying of thirst Yeah we got to get rid of this evil curse I'm alive and I'm fighting this jive (As first verse) Everybody should go to Washington We can have ourselves a little fun You know, they want our piss, I think we ought to give it to them Surround the White House with a urinary moat So Ronnie and Nancy will have to float on a boat Get across the stinky, steaming yellow pee pee sea, oh Chorus You know Thomas Jefferson is gonna be mighty pissed When he finds out about this, I said Come back from the dead, Tom, sock 'em in the head Why is everybody so afraid of d** Man they afraid of what the d** gonna do to us Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up Said yo Nancy, we just say, no, no, no no no no no Well go ahead and throw me in jail Ram hot spikes up my tail But you're not gonna get a drop of no peepee out of me I ain't gonna piss in no jar You know Foghorn Leghorn wouldn't pee in no jar. You know Patrick Henry didn't "Give me liberty or give me a urine sample" now did he? Aw we sure enough rockin' out, Skid. Huey Long wouldn't piss in no jar! What's gonna be next, the doo doo police? (Fade out)