Moistboyz - Roy lyrics

Strokin' stinky chicken that you call a waitress Pushin' 25 and you're already bald Whatcha got hidin' back under your mattress Pissin' like a pedophile back in the stalls sh** stains cookin' in the crack of your a** Cut your little brother with a broken gla** Roy - hangin' at the firehouse Roy - tappin' on your gameboy Roy - choke him with a dirty rag Roy - gonna cum in his mouth b**hin' blue light on the top of your ride Lookin' twice the man that you are inside Muscle car shirt that you got from the hamper Drinkin' down your coffee but you smell like pampers Crossing guard at the elementary school But your zipper's wide open at the public pool Roy - hangin' at the firehouse Roy - tappin' on your gameboy Roy - choke him with a dirty rag Roy - gonna cum in his mouth Never had a girlfriend your mama's surprised Wonder about the creepy look you got in your eyes There's a number on your beeper but it's nobody cool Ball cap cheap shades you're nobody's fool Bottom of your cla** but the first on the scene There's a dude in your car and he's only 15 Roy - hangin' at the firehouse Roy - tappin' on your gameboy Roy - choke him with a dirty rag Roy - gonna cum in his mouth