[Intro] Slim motherf**in' Shady... alright! Missy Elliott, Timbo, c'mon, yo! [Verse 1: Eminem] I'm homicidal, and suicidal, with no friends Holding a gun with no handles, just a barrel at both ends Sprayin' tecs at you Until you see your f**in legs with the bullets holes and the exit wounds layin' next to you f**in' mad dog, foamin' out the mouth f** mouth, my whole house is foamin' out the couch Jumped outta a 93rd floor of a buildin' And shot every window out on the way to the ground (keep filmin') Woke up to a hospital staff Got up and laughed Chopped em in half And sufficated your oxygen mask sh** if I get any higher ima get the east and west beefin' again Fly back to Detroit and stand in the crossfire (oh f**...oh sh** I got the hotel room ready What time are you gettin off.....work Or shall I say) aight, yo, yo, yo one more time, yo (what time are you comin' over) [Verse 2: Eminem] Yo, yo, I'm only smilin' when I'm violent Got on the plane wylin Told the pilot to fly me to Tylenol Island Stewardess like, "You restless?" "No, b**h, I'm restful, so hold this f**in' jet still so I can eat these pretzels" Forget school The other kids are disrespectful They hold me down and play connect-the-dots with my freckles I can't take it I'm tryin to gain weight So I eat steak And swallow the whole plate And weigh myself, naked Put out albums To teach kids family values Cuz every mom and dad should allow you to pop valiums And never hit someone unless you got a reason And if there ain't a reason Make one up - start swingin'