[Hook: Miny] Wetter than the surf, now surf and turf Wetter than the water, on earth Wetter than the surf, now surf and turf Wetter than the water, on earth [Verse 1: Miny] Double Entendre Double this double that my mantra Don't you want to drink it up like Fanta? Do him right, now he prolly don't want Naw High on purple Did I do that? Feelin Steve Urkel Ding-a-lings real big like hurdles Catch em all when I hit em with the Squirtle Oh Get your ponchos on cuz this gon' be the splash zone You can call me Tina Turner, yes we in the Thunderdome Check my Iphone, looking at the forecast I'ma k** em' all, better put that sh** at half mast [Hook: Miny] Wetter than the surf, now surf and turf Wetter than the water, on earth Wetter than the surf, now surf and turf Wetter than the water, on earth [Verse 2: Miny] Know you're from that state with the June gloom You should head down South for a monsoon Slow it down don't you make me cum too soon Told him you should draw it out like cartoons Kablaam b**hes you know who I am Make the neighbors hear it I don't really give a damn Lick it in the sun baby help me with my tan Eat it up, swim it off, don't give a f** about a cramp [Hook: Miny] Wetter than the surf, now surf and turf Wetter than the water, on earth Wetter than the surf, now surf and turf Wetter than the water, on earth