Mike - Nothin' but swine flu lyrics

[INTRO:] TV commercial: Narrator: A swine flu epidemic maybe coming Lady: Swine flu shot, well I don't know, I been thinking about it Narrator: it could make you very sick Man: Swine flu? man am too fast for that to catch me Narrator: You won't be protected, get a shot of protection the swine flu shot Mist: yeah right man, am getting sick of this bullsh** you know, this is just f**in' ridiculous man So lemme get this straight, poisoned fish, bird's flu, then this? what's next? zombie's flu? Yo Mike tell'em what's up man! [VERSE 1: Mike] Alllright, t'eoli yani eh Swine, a'aolak khanazeer Y'eoli eb'ed aani da el virus keda byteer Fel gaw tab esmaa meni ba'a ahla we aala shekheer (Snoring) ana tabaan atshan bardan Kol shwaya aatas we ahes be dawakhan Akalt swabee mahshee yebaa ana fe aman Wala hayba fee alfenuaza el betengan Taloo nebtal faty we netlaa eshaat Law zay makan bt'oolo kan nos el shaab mat Homa bas khayfeen layb'a waba' Ashan keda by'oolo balash tagamo'aat Efham, da el alam by'ool aliena hemeer El virus adaaf men el alfenuzna be keteer Mesh mehtageen ghier en ena ne'eesh fe gaw nedeef Ya badal el kemama, nelbes tarateer [ HOOK : Mist] If ya SWINE, feelin' sick SWINE Got a headache SWINE, Dont worry SWINE Don't panic SWINE, it's nothin' but SWINE flu, flu, flu, flu If ya SWINE, seein' pigs SWINE In ya attic SWINE, don't worry SWINE Don't panic SWINE, it's nothin' but SWINE flu, flu, flu, flu [VERSE 2: Mist] Yo, clean ya house each week and clean the things you touch Cover ya mouth at each sneeze and each time you cough Like such tips, adjusted to our routine or what? Does it take a plague to come for people to clean their bu*ts? Take care of their hygiene, wash their hands before meals and stuff? Turnin' on the TV to see what's the freakin'fuss So a man acting all freaky squealin' in the mud Is he drunk? not really uh-uh I guess not And just before I quiver or mumble a thing Pops up a bunch of some letters and numbers on the screen That read up, H1N1, bullsh** 101 One of'em dumb flus going loose, got people confused See I wonder, if anyone can see the hoax , people wouldn't panic and stumble The media folks are full of pathetic money plunderers ( snore, snore) What's that? I think I caught the flu, oh God am gonna f**ing crumble! [HOOK:] [Verse 3:Mike] Alfenwanza el tyoor, negeeb we nedabah Genoon el ba'ar , nee'mel wahed fel madbah Delwa't el khanazeer , la dana lazem a'bah We a'ool eli nefsi a'oolo lel tekheen El mosta'bal mesh fel dakatra wala el mohandseen Rooh eshtghal gazar, tehmi nafsak men el batala ( Mist: GET A JOB YOU HOBO!) we te'melak ershien El khanazeer bytragoona ba'lahom meet sana E'damoona, ehra'oona we kefyana bahdala Nakol zebalat shaab kol youm fe aknana Yama sabiena we laa'ana, tafiena we shakhrna Ya ta'kloona akl nedeef zay Amreeka we Europa Ya 'emma la, keda akramlena We ayzeen neshoof hatamlo eh fe zablatko men baa'dena