Mike Zombie - Victory Lap lyrics

[Intro: Ricky Bobby] Well Dick, here's the deal, I'm the best there is. I mean, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence, and nobody can hang with my stuff. you know I'm just a big hairy American winning machine. You ain't first, you're last! [Hook] Yeah this the victory lap, I'm doing my dance I could pop a wheelie, champagne in the air My n***a it is a wrap, the sh**'s unfair I heard they competition but we don't care Cause we won Yeah we won, yeah we won, yeah we won And now we get what we want What we want, what we want, what we want Cue the theme music [Verse 1] First off I'm co*ky as f**, you can't tell me Nothing I don't already know, I can't help it If press hit me right at the door I'm gon' tell 'em I'm the greatest of all time, sh** forever We don't even know what it feels like to lose Really feelin' like sh**, we write the rules You a commentator, we don't respect your views They say they want to be like Mike, sh** me too We just in the game, we don't got no plans Endorsements pourin' in, I'm talkin' plenty of brands I told 'em cue the theme music, I got hella them bands Now watch me scream f** your team lookin' dead in the cam Cause when them bottles get to poppin' and the cheerleaders f**in' and confetti get blown in the air It's gon' really change your mood, my n***a can you excuse you? see 'em, bring your trophies over here [Hook] Yeah this the victory lap, I'm doing my dance I could pop a wheelie, champagne in the air My n***a it is a wrap, the sh**'s unfair I heard the competition but we don't care Cause we won Yeah we won, yeah we won, yeah we won And now we get what we want What we want, what we want, what we want Cue the theme music [Verse 2] Anything beyond second don't get mentioned If you ain't first then you last, I tried tell 'em My demeanor so overconfident, overzealous That's why you over there eating peanut bu*ter and jealous While my record looking like infinity wins There ain't no predictions, b**h we win or we win Why I got to tell you boys again and again That we already won before this sh** even began And yeah I heard you got the title, well you're giving me that b**h I call the shots like I'm running the match Zombie outchea balling with no salary cap Steal your b**h and make her come sit on this victory lap And watch these bottles get to poppin' and the champagne pourin' and the fireworks blowin' in the air It's gon' really change your mood, my n***a you need to move, you don't see I'm bringing trophies over here? [Hook] Yeah this the victory lap, I'm doing my dance I could pop a wheelie, champagne in the air My n***a it is a wrap, the sh**'s unfair I heard the competition but we don't care Cause we won Yeah we won, yeah we won, yeah we won And now we get what we want What we want, what we want, what we want Cue the theme music