Mike of Doom - DIVA lyrics

Verse 1 Ok for starters Where is my water? Room temp shawty It feel like a sauna Hard to understand cuz my brain so larger Hard to be nice without coffee And the ganja n***as so awkward they act like stalkers I'm dart with the art like Luke I'm ya father Birthing ya style Left em all in the corner See me in the public They all wanna swarm up I think I'm Beyoncé I think out of 10 I'm 20 I think out of box like I'm gay I think royal pink is my shade I know im a diva I know I deserve my feet up I know you boys cannot keep up I know I'm goin roll this reefer (Chorus) It be hard to understand me cuz my brain so large And I rap and I talk like a complex artist You should be honored I came to this party It's Michael the diva the flames non retardant I be hard to understand cuz my pants my not droppin My xans not popping My dabs all awkward Started off rap probably land with an Oscar It's Michael the diva, I'm probably your father Bow dowwwwn It's Michael the diva You should be honored Verse 2 Ok for second You is a peasant Michael the legend No time for the questions And for certain I need me a curtain To block out the shade That you toss when you hurtin From birth I was born to be more than person You average you ba*tard My face could endorse sh** Lips like Egyptian I rose like a turnip You smell like a corpse did hanging from a horseman I think I'm Beyoncé I think I just might surpa** jay I think I'm amusing I spend all my time with music I know I'm a diva I know my voice warms ya speaker I know you boys cannot keep up I know I'm goin roll this reefer like (Chorus) It be hard to understand me cuz my brain so large And I rap and I talk like a complex artist You should be honored I came to this party It's Michael the diva the flames non retardant I be hard to understand cuz my pants my not droppin My xans not popping My dabs all awkward Started off rap probably land with an Oscar It's Michael the diva, I'm probably your father Bow dowwwwn It's Michael the diva You should be honored