Midnight Brown - President of the Mall lyrics

[Verse 1: Chris] If I was President of the Mall I'd take you to the Zumiez And buy you all the trucker hats That you will need If I was President of the Mall I'd give all of the rent-a-cops Their very own guard bike To protect the shops If I was President of the Mall Our life would be so beautiful A vote for me's a vote for fun, of course And a bigger food court [Verse 2: Chris] If I was President of the Mall We'd give away the Dippin' Dots And banish all the [?] They bug me lots If I was President of the Mall We'd open up early For all the mall walkers So vote for me If I was President of the Mall Life would be beautiful A vote for me's a vote for safety, of course And AC for the sun cones [Interlude: U.S. Pipe] We're goin' to the Hot Topic And then over to the Limited Too Down to the Babbage's Up to the Victoria's Secret Across to Star Land Downstairs to that stupid candle store Watch girls at the Hot Dog on a Stick make lemonade RAHHHHHHH [Verse 3: Chris] If I was President of the Mall I'd put in some daycare So all of you single moms Can be close to your kids If I was President of the Mall I'd open up a disco club So all the mall underground Could get their groove on If I was President of the Mall Life would be so beautiful A vote for me's a vote for freedom, of course And working ATMs (ATMs) [Outro: U.S. Pipe] Yeah. This is DJ Angel Hair Pasta from Midnight Brown reminding you: this fall get the Hot Dog on a Stick out of your throat and go vote