Midnight Brown - 28 Hours a Day lyrics

[Verse 1] Pick up dry cleaning Wax the cat traps Conduct blind taste test between bu*ter and margarine Sabotage police speed trap near the high school Watch slow-motion tapes of the Cobra Clutch Stare at a telephone pole and hope it catches on fire Write "shuttleco*k" backwards on forehead Buy apple soda at the dollar store [Chorus] Twenty eight hours a day Suicide, the pirate play Twenty eight hours a day Take my life away [Verse 2] Steal mail from back of mail truck Call Smokey the Bear a liar Start garbage fire Develop cure for the measles Cross-check obituaries with junior high yearbooks Invent a new number that goes between two and three Pay the light bill Finish proton accelerator [Chorus] Twenty eight hours a day This is the only way Twenty eight hours a day Spend it all in the shade [Verse 3] Try to invent speed boat that will work on land Start donnybrook in front of coffee store Make bonsai tree out of poker chips Electrify mailbox for a rude surprise Re-paint the bathroom Grow rap video hair Write nasty letter to Prince Charles Sharpen spoon on floor of garage [Chorus] Twenty eight hours a day The kids all think I'm crazy Twenty eight hours a day Stare at pictures of Tina Fey [Verse 4] Field strip clock radio Guess Kenny Rogers' phone number Punch out neighbours' windows Buy more Snake from Jerry