Middle Children - Somewhere Private lyrics

So I ran outside confused about what just happened It felt sloppy with peices of deep fried bits rubbing against my legs inside my pants I wanted to forget about it and return to see Midge Crickett perform Ah but as I returned a shadowy figure blocked my entrance It's funny cause it's true It's funny cause it happened to you So I had to take a piss earlier that night but the bathrooms were stuffed with every human possible Couldn't wait I went out to the back alleyway somewhere place All I could find the bar that was ok was a dumpster I was so excited I flew over the ramp conveniently placed I ran so fast I overlooked a VAT of grease and splash! WTF I was soaked up to my waist in nasty ass grease My brain must of shut off because I forgot the moment of getting out But the legend says that there are still shoe prints today on the streets leading to this very spot where we stand It's funny cause it's true It's funny cause it happened to you (Say your prayers)