Mickey's b**h - The Smelly Cowboy lyrics

(The Smelly Cowboy) (Aw let's get this show on the road) The Smelly Cowboy Lives in Leicester And if you ask Him to bathe He'll say He'll say sod off Don't make me bathe I will not shave If I use shampoo I will puke on you Riding out now Across the desert plain (Yee Ha!) Constant isolation Needs no conversation I live alone in joy Like a discarded toy The practicalities Of personalities Make no odds to me I love sodomy I will have to say Come and make my day I will just enjoy Bumping you off Don't make me bathe I will not shave If I use shampoo My horse will poo on you Riding out now Across the desert plane (Horse neigh)