Can't you hear those cavalry drums Hijacking your equilibrium Midnight hags in the mausoleum Where the pixilated doctors moan Carnivores in the Kowloon night Breathing freon by the candlelight Coquettes b**h slap you so polite Till you thank them for the tea and sympathy [Chorus:] I want to defy The logic of all s** laws Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists I'll let you be my chaperone At the halfway home I'm a full-grown man But I'm not afraid to cry Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line Running buck wild like a concubine Who's mother never held her hand Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz Wearing hepatitis contact lens Bed and breakfast getaway weekends With Sports Illustrated moms [Chorus]