Michael Swaim (MS Werd) - Matte Bars lyrics

[Michael Swaim aka. MS Werd] As a kid I was a shy dude Which might inspire a few The question why I eventually conspired to spit these rhymes at you Thought I was quiet, true Had a mind with a might to prove Might of seemed like I liked to lose But it wasn't what I was wired to do Its partly an ego thing Started beats blistering Past chapped lips while my crown scrounged for synonyms But that's just the start of it Not wholly a narcissist I'd like to at least believe The largest part of its The love of the craft A respect for the work For the pa** time that's gonna pa** my time til I'm dirt If these words that I blurt Happen to nab me some skirt, or make fans of these jerks Man, what can it hurt?! Cause usually, see I A-C-T like a sea anemone And fold it up tightly whenever I see an enemy Now that I've constructed my own secret identity I, too, can try on Hyper-Masculinity I've shed this timidity Infringed upon Disney copyright Call me Buzz Lightyear Gone beyond Infinity Taking off from Cape Kennedy An affinity for Divinity Specifically Zeus Cause your girlfriend is into me, See? It's just that easy Start saying crap I don't mean Start sounding like Weezy Picked out a Steelo(?) Oh, I'm sorry a Steezy(?) Learned to roll blunts and started acting sleazy Treated objects like women Wait, Scratch that, flip it and reverse it Treated my Ho like she wasn't even a person And though we're now separated, it was worth it b**hes ain't sh**, right? This is perfect! Just watch Ghost, Dogg I'm burstin' with verses And I'm certain when they drop that first curtain I'll have some thick ho backstage squirtin' Oh No! I forgot to add the Gull-Darn Cursin', Well [VERY LONG INTENTIONAL BEEP] c*nt Oh my god, that was way too much! But if you kindly add up the curses you just heard And disperse them through the first verse You'll find it's on par or no worse Than an average track from today's top rap stars Then you'll realize its not really that hard To be somebody like Tracy Chapman in a Fast-Car Soon you'll be like me, Flat and Hard Like Matte Bars, Ugh I said UGH!