Michael Rosen - The Michael Rosen Rap lyrics

[Verse 1:] You may think I'm happy You may think I'm sad You may think I'm crazy You may think I'm mad But hang on to your seats and listen right here I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your ear [Hook:] Hip. Hop. A hip hop hap I'm giving you all The Michael Rosen Rap [verse 2] I was born on the 7th of May I remember very well that awful day I was in my mother curled up tight Though I have to say it was as dark as night Nothing to do, didn't want to breathe I was so happy, didn't want to leave Then I hear some people give a shout; "One push Mrs Rosen and he'll be out." I'm telling you that was a puzzle to me I shouted out, "How'd you know I'm a he?" The doctor shouted, "Good lord, he can talk!" I popped out my head and said, "Now watch me walk!" I juked and jived around that room Balambamboola balamdadiddy boom [Hook:] [Verse 3] When I was one, I swam the English Channel When I was two, I ate a soapy flannel When I was three, I started getting thinner When I was four, I ate the dog's dinner When I was five, I was in a band playing drums When I was six, I ate a bag of plums When I was seven, I robbed a bank with my sister When I was eight, I became prime minister When I was nine, I closed all the schools When I was ten, they made me - king of the fools So that's what I am. That's what I be With an M. With an I. With a K. With an E That's what I am. That's what I be Mr Mike. Mr Michael. Mr Rosen. Mr Me [Hook:] (Fading) rap rap rap rap