Michael Christmas - Life Of Pi lyrics

[Intro: RAW DON] I feel so holy God damn holy moly I am god Thats what they told me Riding in the escalade Im so showy Im so snowy I got hella ice A b**h blow me Cuz im hella nice Riggatoni Beans and rice Pepperoni Propeller slice Cow-a-bonga See me in the rotunda In a black trench coat Cuz im undercover Snipers in my fortress Got a pet porpess?? And my main b**h Is a sorceress Cast a spell on my penis And she made me cum buckets My whip is the cleanest in the trink I got some muskets aimed at ya dome boy Crack ya brain open Reading ancient tombs boy Japanese shogun [Verse 1: Mr. Muthaf**in eXquire] Black god no porcelain While CEOs farting in their offices While latin broads f** in all orifices And f** laws, f** all officers And f** that little money that they offer us And f** sharing with them this is all for us Cosmic thoughts, n***a im unorthodox Cut from a different cloth like a altered tux Alterior motives in the scarface pause Guns at rest in case they ever play me soft Im a rapper but im not just rhyming f**ing right most of our dicks got a few b**hes in common I just be but i dont listen to common I dont listen to ODB and im nothing like him That dont mean that i dont like him I knew that you would think that Cuz i be rhyming psychic And you can too guess what the next line is s** my dick Gold teeth like i ate Midas No gingivitis Since n***as claiming that they gods Then we titans n***as talk but they hardly enlightened I dun been through it all Ship wrecked with a tiger And so it is with god Black gloves over both my palms Popping up like a f**ing photobomb Popping at you like im f**ing proto-mom Thats some old sh** You have to be a nerd to understand Focus thats a ??? Head bent over my ??? The united states lost in desert storm As the world turns and lesbians bump pussies Ain't too many n***as alive that can f** with me As the world turns and gay n***as touch dicks Ain't a motherf**er breathing that can touch this [Verse 2: Kool A.D.] Sup X? Thats tight, I like that rap verse It's me kool a.d. with another tight rap verse Yo this beat is hella nice like lightworks Yall dont even know that name of the game mane We yaming these lame lanes See the vision till ya eyes hurt I work, daily ad b**hes like he so crazy And they right tho Psycho-somatic addict-insane Throw a TV at you crazy Stained in 7 day candles And melt into 12 inch circles On mantels baby Slip em in white sleeves Flip em like cheeseburgers or trees Oh my jeez Kool ad murders anything you put him on From ?? to boggie down bronx Out to HB I mean HP Hunters Boint But anyway man You get my point I'm slicker than LA looks hair Yo at the walgreens on 3rd street The worse heat that all these waffle shops flow Holy waka flaka oh my god he non stop blocka blocka Boyaka boyaka kool allah Im truly raw, sushi spot Dude your crew be stupid soft Who he thought Truly not me Man you couldn't spot me Like spud makinze or paparazzi Plus f** the cops they all nazis Rappers got chops but still copies Chill pac beat Trill coffee with the leche Shout out to Eskay Kool A.D. the Cuban Elvis Presley SAT's couldn't test me Juice man, naked gun lesli stealson, nelson Highly rated Wildly faded my style be crazy Ridiculousness Shout to rob dyrdek Kool A.D. sick Kool A.D. best rapper [Verse 3: Michael Christmas] Ignorant as Dave Chappelle as Nat King Cole Pour champagne on a b**h Make it rain on a b**h No im lying, flip the switch Get no hoes they want my chips But my Lay's very sparse And my game very b**h Pray to god I get to rap again Like rappers rap, i wrap my dick Yoga flame followed by a turtle ninja dragon kick Used to scream swag while i tired to use my afro pick Imagine laughing at a slightly fatter kid Cuz you just asked him what you want to do when you grow up I want to be fifty n***a do some sit ups till you throw up Flows dancing at your b**h prom Im a chaperon Flying with vegeta we just blew up the Galapagos Foolish motherf**er this ain't even my final form Michael Christmas aka the new pizza president At 19 years I dun seen a whole lot of sh** James Bond b**hes named Jane up on alot of dick Gator hunting in a ghillie suit Need some pimping shoes Moon walk into a million views How you get that Mega whites laugh like sinbad Two phones look like i got ??? Like it goes as follows Eat it up, american beat it up Shouts to mr f** Shouts to veeveeveeveevee Sing like me me me me me me Rap till you get heebie jeebies n***a don't cry Im just really really nice Nice like different spices That my moms put in rice On a boat with a tiger im just trying to survive Godspeed, god got me i'm alive n***a