Michael Christmas - Hitman lyrics

[Verse 1: OGSwaggerdick] Shirley Chisholm, Ted Bundy Jeffery Dahmer, Osama, bomb ya If them checks don't come with commas (p**y!) b**hes meet in the G, drink a monster (dyke!) b**hes think I'm funny, Eddie Murphy Foreign cars, where my dicks jerkin' Tell my b**h get the finest Jergens Like a ratchet b**h got the hood t**n' See me in lust, dick in her bu*t Uppercut, left, right, triangle, star spangled Kurt Angle, Olympic slam Give a damn, kick a b**h if she did touch my spam (b**hmob!) [Hook: OGSwaggerdick] Hitman call me Bret Hart I'm the hitman call me Bret Hart Hitman call me Bret Hart I'm the hitman call me Bret Hart Hitman, Hitman call me Bret Hart Hitman, I'm the hitman call me Bret Hart Hitman, Hitman call me Bret Hart Hitman, I'm the hitman call me Bret Hart [Verse 2: OGSwaggerdick] Toon Disney, Clayton Bigsby I hate n***as and I'm animated p**y check the rating I'm on the corner like a cancer patient Selling d** to Sanaa Lathan Wears a jacket like a Greaser (Oooweee) Shotgun like I k**ed Ricky (Oooweee) Come and get with me Got bricks like a f**ing Tipi Sharpshooter got your grandma pissy I'm out [Hook: OGSwaggerdick] [Verse 3: Michael Christmas] Exclamation, Solid Snakin' In the cage match tryna keep the violence to a moderation Pigtails on a blind Asian Shaved pubes, Christmas decorations She asked me how I want it Me and OGSwaggerdick the deadlies Tell the Hardy boys to let me ball Leader, jungle fever Let me hit in the casino, Derek Jeter Hit the nae nae, then I yeet her Haha [Hook: OGSwaggerdick]