Micah G - A Miserable Farmer's Tale lyrics

Feeling quite compulsive tonight Gonna put up another track for fun Just a quick little treat to throw out there Before I catch some Z's Haha Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer Went to wash one of his pigs Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer Opened the gate to his pig pen All ten of Hank's hogs rushed out past him Hank turned around to look at the disobedient piggies They were all strewn about, running around the pasture Hank yelled at the pigs He yelled so loud that the neighboring farmers could hear it Even when on their tractors The pigs stopped in their tracks They turned to face hank Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer Gerald, the brown spotted pig stepped forward He walked past Hank Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer And went back into the pen Mark, the pointy eared pig Along with Jeremy, the fat bellied pig Both followed in Geralds footsteps Seven pigs were left Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer And Seven Pigs The pigs oinked All in unison The seven pigs that is Gerald, Mark and Jeremy stayed quiet in the pen Hank Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer Said to the pigs “I've had enough of your behavior. Why can't the rest of you act like Gerald, Mark and Jeremy?” The pigs said to Hank Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer “We're sorry” And the pigs went into the pen The end