MF DOOM - The Mask lyrics

[Intro] "Is it much, too much to ask Not to hide behind the mask" [Verse 1: MF Doom] Head on straight, mask on crooked Exit stage left, with the cash gone took it Off like a khufi, the fit was a bit doofy He tried to get screwy, with that two for you One two for me G, cut the cranky attitude Wet 'em like a handkerchief on a stanky fatter dude Whether you'se a rapper or a damn singer Once you in there's only one way out, like a gang banger With a new crew key chain, and street name What set do he claim for fame, peep game Just to keep feta and stay dipped You need it like a letter, or better a getaway whip This old thing's rusted, encrusted As the gold rings the old kings busted Planning in, global starvation and fat herb Now what in tarnation did I go and do that fer? Stuff happens, like getting snuffed for tough tit rappings See I told him enough, quit your yapping The same apply to any and all chumps The only question he had for y'all was how many lumps Three or four, either or Mon cheri amore, so why you need your heater for? The super villain slid in your party for free Want an MC, get out of here, kid, you bother me [Verse 2: Ghostface k**ah] The day I took my mask off My face was missing for two days For the record, G, came back a year later A whole new identity, Toney Starks pedigree My money green like my nickname was celery Who is Ghost? He flashed his toast Never wore sheets, but bulletproof coats Oh no! The feds cried for the mask back on Told them Ghost is dead, he'll return at the crack of dawn Few years from now, him and his pals Before the Jetson era will rock, he'll be back summer time 2005 With a half of face iron, the other half water, look like alien science In the summertime, you can see the face boil But the other side, I keep lubed with the Pennzoil Mad loyal, when the winter time come, I gets stuck with my brain all numb Like I ate thousand icey's and frozen Pepsi's Aquaman's pops can't water check me, disrespect me, indirectly I seen his feet and they both lefty, he steppin' half correctly As I stroll the globe and terrorize the planet With a Bill Clinton mask and them Playskool hammers Me and DOOM, always be the best on the landing Superheroes for life until our souls vanish [Outro:] [Brak] Check me out My name is Brak and that's a fact I got a mom and a dad and they are out back We sit by the pool and we nibble on snacks Then we eat a big lunch and we all take naps! Why'd the beat stop? Hey! Heyyyyy... I got a mask too so gimme the mic! [Zorak] Cheh! You're no Doom [Brak] C'mon Danger Mouse, gimme that beat! Turn the beat around! Love to hear per-cussion! [Zorak] You s**! [Brak - still singing] Turn it upside down! Love to hear it... [Zorak] I know talent, and you ain't got it [Brak - angry] I WASN'T DONE!