[Produced by Madlib] [Intro] There's a book, I once read And in a chapter it was said... [Verse 1: MF DOOM] So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty having me Daily told the people "You can call me Your Majesty!" Keep your battery charged You know it won't stick, yo And it's not his fault you kick slow Should've let your trick 'ho chick hold your sick glow Plus nobody couldn't do nothin' once he let the brick go And you know I know that's a bunch of snow The beat is so bu*ter Peep the slow cutter As he utter the calm flow Don't talk about my moms, yo Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow Or vice versa Whip up a slice of nice verse pie Hit it on the first try Villain: the worst guy Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat a**es Shots of the scotch from out of square shot gla**es And he won't stop 'til he got the ma**es And show 'em what they know not through flows of hot mola**es Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo It's ugly, like look at you It's a damn shame Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name "It's over now, leave the game" [Verse 2: MF DOOM] And you know it like a poet, like baby doll I bet she tried to say she gave me her all, she played ball All bets off! The Villain got the dice rigged And they say he accosted the man with the sliced wig Allegedly; the investigation is still ongoing In this pesky nation he gots the best con flowin' The pot doubles Now they really got troubles Madman never go *pop!* Like snot bubbles [Outro: MF DOOM] Yes, no? Villain, Metal face to Destro Guess so, still incredible how cess grow Just say Ho! I'll test the yayo Wild West style fest, y'all best to lay low Hey bro, Day Glo Set the bet, pay dough Before the cheddar get away, better get Maaco The worst hated God who perpetrated odd favors Demonstrated in the perforated Rod Lavers ... Quad flavors Still back in the game like Jack Lalanne