Metaphaurus Raps - Zurg lyrics

(Chorus) Goin' out tonight and we tryna have fun Relax our minds from everyday distractions Positivity in life, yeah we tryna add some No negativity tonight or we'll make a subtraction Goin' out tonight and we tryna have fun Relax our minds from everyday distractions Positivity in life, yeah we tryna add some No negativity tonight or we'll make a subtraction It's Friday night, I need to do something. Feelin' Nike-like Just get my car out my driveways sight Drive a ways away so I can see them highway lights Work all day, so I gotta finish my day right Group chat the homies if they down for SM pier Envisioning a chill night with some Heineken beer They seen the message at 8:42 pm All the homies are down, so let the night begin Beginning to step out when the mom walk in Fun blockin is her expertise when the night is poppin Poppin my bubble as she questioning my antics Askin' me some questions like my parents raised a bad kid Told her I'd be back in a couple of hours She think I'm related to something dirty. Give my cousin a shower She finally give in, but she mad and that's a given All this lecturing is played out. Stressing, need an intermission My mission for tonight? To keep my buzz from a k**in Survived the gun shots that were fired from the missus Moral of the story? Don't be a zurg A drama queen, a drama king, a buzz k**in emperor Why they call them k**joys? They hate to see you enjoy. So they choose to end joy Don't get me wrong, I love my mom. She just worry too much I just need some room to breathe like a medulla (Chorus) Drivin down the 405. Turn down the heater for the cooler Got six packs to ruin six packs. f** "no excuses" We exercise our livers while we buildin' up our tolerance Our bodies won't forgive us. Live the moment. f** tomorrow, son We got the famous a lists on the playlist We rockin to some A$AP. We de-stress no need to save us We just hit the 10 right around the clock hit 10 We goin at the speed limit, just add another 10 2 lanes over spotted coppers lights Those sirens always stop the hype Blanket on the cooler, seat belts on, safe drivin model time We filled with more suspense before your boo saying I do Never hated red and blue more than crips hating pirus We just hope he miss the car like Kim -dashian Now we just a couple dogs chased by big bad pigs Pulled over to the side, pushed under bottles outta sight Cop is at the driver's side, but ain't on the driver's side Flash light is in my eye. Cop asked if I was high Told him I don't like to smoke. He only sees the bad inside Asked me if I drank. replied, "not yet". I can't lie Recited z, y, x's on one foot with my hands high Performing circus tricks, later the homies gonna clown He finally satisfied after f**in me up n down He let me off without a ticket, but he left me ticked off Flip the bird, but I'm a chicken. I do it when sheriff's gone (Chorus) 15 dollars for the parking. 16 hours I'm just starting Feelin' numb, but I'm still talking. You could call me Stephen Hawking Buzz is real, but toys can't move Nothing will f** up the mood Knock on wood, but got a splinter Ignored it. Blisster got bigger Found a spot to sit down at Trying not to get sand in our gla** The moon is out, so we howl at No beef tonight, just eat cow fat Won't be a sad night, we got that Blue Moon Only when we joke bout single life do we say boo hoo We borrow happy from from tomorrow Don't play safe, but ain't in sorrow Brought out the hard alc to swallow And the cola for the combo Jack is outta the box Jackets covering the shots Jacked up til we hit the top Jack can't climb up this beanstalk We threw up our red cups high Then the homie threw up the wine Saw beach patrol in the distance. We ran. Left no can behind The homie can't hang. He's luggage We can't hang or we'll be punished Not hanged, but jail ain't somethin' I wanna be in f** justice We under the pier. Socks wet With cold feet. Smells like vomit Have no idea where cop went Time of d**h of buzz. Call it Called it a night after 2:00 Sobered up then headed home Homies knocked out in the back Music on to set the tone Out of all the buzzk**s tonight, it was fate who took the trophy Or whatever controls destiny, maybe even something holy Even through all the bull sh** was runnin' down fate's thighs I found myself thinkin', "it was a good night"