Merkules - Hey lyrics

[Intro] Yeah Yo Merk, you got a light? Tryna' smoke this sh** Haha Stompdown k**az motherf**er Hahahahahahaha [Verse 1: Merkules] That weed specialist, been burnin since a youngi Merk is yearnin to get blunted, words is dirty, leave detergent when I bust and y'all is pussies probably OD off two halls Canada, we smoke more weed than Snoop Dogg Don't be the guy that asks if I wanna blaze but then shows up with some roaches and a bag full of some swag Grew up on Cypress Hill as a kid, I liked the smell By the time I hit 11 I smoked it I might as well I had the crazy sh** hooked when I got a taste of it I hated it these people still claiming this sh** is dangerous. Someone call the doctor he drank all the bong water Now he's naked eating pizza and watching the godfather In grade 9 I was sellin it in school When the teacher caught me I just said I never knew the rules, we used to smoke oil every time it was pure black Now we smoking budder same color as ear wax [Hook X2] Hey, I'm gonna be alright Cops tryna' roll up and read my rights I tell them I'm smoking this weed all night I'm rolling up heavy and I need a light [Verse 2: Snak The Ripper] I Just ruin them bad while doing them dabs Drank a forty pounder I'm 'bout to spew in the cab Show up to your house and smoke a dube with your dad These b**hes keep on asking who's the dude in the plaid (it's me) In the garage hotboxing the whip Got a pom-pom sitting on the top of my lip Looking all f**ing calm while I'm talking some sh** All I need is this weed and some vodka to sip I'm the motherf**ing dude like Jeff Bridges with a roach clip This the big Lebowski and I'm back upon my dope sh** They say I'm too sick, so I smoke for the nausea Only paranoid when I'm smoking in Bosnia Before I roll out I always gotta get the pre rolled I burn so much, smoke is coming out my pee-hole Light it up on stage, don't matter what bar we in This is my religion, I'm a white rastafarian! [Hook X2] Hey, I'm gonna be alright Cops tryna' roll up and read my rights I tell them I'm smoking this weed all night I'm rolling up heavy and I need a light