Mega64 - Madden Rap lyrics

[Verse 1] What's the deal with sports games today? I can't find a good sports game to play If you think football games are crap Then listen up to the Madden Rap! Get ready for Madden 2009 This ones's gonna stand the test of time Let me tell you about some things that are new In this here game we're bringing to you You can make a pa**, run real fast If you see a dude, tackle his a**! You can call timeout, you can go for two You can go for one, it's up to you! Never before has this been done That's why this game's so fresh and fun! [Hook] The Madden Rap The Madden Rap The Madden Rap [Verse 2] The spot on the cover is for the players Who get an injury just a few days later Shaun Alexander, Ray Lewis, Michael Vick All were on the cover and got f**ed up real quick People on the covers say they don't believe in curses But I'll be laughing my a** off when they're driving in hearses There's no Madden Curse, that's what you're thinking But little did you know, that's what k**ed Abe Lincoln My favorite game's Madden '92... [Hook] [Verse 3] FOOTBALL BREAKDOWN! Stadium Cheerleaders Hot dog Chalk Punt Pigskin Astroturf Super bowl Sports Safety Haagen Dazs ice cream Haagen Dazs ice cream Laces Rings Referee d**h Janet Jackson's tit Madden '08 was a whole nother game Madden '07 was pretty lame Madden '06 was just alright Madden '05, that sh** was tight Every single year I'll always love EA As long as they give me a new Madden game to play [Hook]