"Born On A Saturday Night" I was born on a Saturday Night My mama told me it would be alright She was wrong and then she died I was born on a Saturday Night I was born with a beer in my hand Caught a lotta sh** from my old man He could never understand That I was born with a beer in my hand I was born on a Saturday Night I was born on a Saturday Night I didn't get laid I got in a fight I looked my mother in the eye And said I was born on a Saturday Night I was born in a leather jacket The doctor called me a f*ggot I let em all laugh and said I don't care I ain't never gonna cut my hair! I was born on a Saturday Night...