Me And My Dick (Fap Anthem) - Me And My Dick (Fap Anthem) lyrics

[Verse 1] It was seventh grade when I began to play During my suspended days Discovered p**nhub and since then I've never been the same Crispy socks and wasting lotion, jerking is my favorite motion Take my p**n away and I'll k** myself by overdosing The first video was lesbian big titty hoes I was fascinated by their use of a double dil*o Young age so I just came some clear stuff But it was clear enough that this would be a hobby for years to come Ninth grade I was jacking off daily My girl Alexis Texas became my favorite lady Watching that a** bounce was really f**ing amazing Got me cumming tsunamis, I almost drowned in my babies Started watching interracial all the way to the facial From a good throatf**ing to a brutal an*l White girls on a black dick made me happy when I was fapping Got me thinking that my fantasies could really happen Being a virgin got me hurtin' but it's ok cause my dick and hand are Here for certain Being a virgin got me hurtin' but it's ok cause my dick and hand are Here for certain [Hook X4] Just me and my dick, my dick Just me and my dick, my dick Just me and my dick [Verse 2] In tenth grade I began to put weed in the equation I learned that being high equals great masturbation Got a high from an edible, sensation was incredible Busted off a balcony in Boise I fear it being noisy when I jack off but I never back off I get aroused so easily but try to act soft I can't wait until I'm eighteen to buy a fleshlight Hopefully soon I get a chance to figure out what s** like But till then I'll just beat off And make sure that I keep socks In the vicinity to begin to clean sh** I skeet on This the anthem, lube ya damn hands up This the anthem, lube ya damn hands up [Hook]