verse: Welcome to Britain, home of the chavs Home of the Nike-clad kids smoking f*gs Home of the binge drinking weekends and going to the pub getting drunk with your friends They call it britain now, 'cause it ain't so great Where the people non-stop pile sh** on your plate Where walking through your town You can't even crack a smile 'cause nobody wants you happy, even once in a while Welcome to Britain where the sun never shines Home of the Queen and the Greenwich Mean Time only in Britain can you order a pizza and it gets to you quicker than the ambulance meets ya Slogging through our days with the chavs and the slags and these chavs and slags carry Primark bags 'cause that's the state of things over here it's sh** Primark to them prats is bloody upmarket chorus (X2): We don't care what you say Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves Welcome to United K Keeping it real, MDMA Welcome to Britain where it's 20 for an eighth and we all drink beer even though we hate the taste it's fish and f**ing chips at every given opportunity a 2am kebab shop stop in unity The press say that London's the glitz and the glamour But it's full of rats, tramps and high flying bankers from Cardiff to Glasgow, Manchester to Blackpool it's all the same sh**, just different accents fool Welcome to Britain, Brixton to Bristol Home of Black Sabbath, home of the Sex Pistols the rich get richer, the poor get wasted You know where i'm at blud, tell me where this place is? f** the euro, we don't wanna know We know it s**s here, but it's our home Stepping on the streets we ain't ever gonna drop Repping MDMA and it's never gonna stop chorus (X 4): We don't care what you say Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves Welcome to United K Keeping it real, MDMA