McLusky - Collagen Rock (live) lyrics

The little kid pissed on the big kids porch He thinks he's amazing he's rubbish of course But one of those bands got paid I heard One of those bands got paid It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine And their hair was a f**ing delight But one of those bands got paid I heard One of those bands got fake tits, yeah Collagen rock And one of those bands got legs like you And one of them got the stare But one of those bands got found I heard In a hole in Aberdare Its easy to say now their trainers seemed fine And their hair was a f**ing delight But one of those bands got paid I heard One of those bands got fake tits, yeah Collagen rock You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth you got a Collagen rock