[Verse 1] Joe knew a dude named Scott, Scott used to f** a lot He used to bang all the girls who were hot From one daisy to another, he was one crazy brother This s**er was just a lazy motherf**er Girls were dumb enough to get played Cool and slick as suede, this fool's dick always got laid Last time he wore a coat was his first time He had a thirst to get sublime This brick head had a chick's legs spread For him that sh** was easy as bread f** after f**, those girls got played-out like chucks Dames stuck with this sh**ty pain, trying to be pretty in vain Scott was gritty with every grain, but no protection Joe hoped he don't grow an infection, so Joe went to ask a question Told him how are the b**hes on the block And talked about getting the riches clocked They did sh** and talked about the bad booties And Joe said yo, single, double, or pills? Triple? b**hes with the ill gets me chills Scott said he went raw deal all the waya Joe was all like, yo how you gonna stay a playa When you got crabs on your hair, and sh** on your dick But Scott said he didn't care, and said he'd still get chicks After all, there's enough hoes in town A week later, let's see what goes down [Verse 2] Scott just skipped school to get some cat Spotting the blocks and looking for girl a bit thick, a bit fat And here comes this girl named Stephanie with an itch Scott's thinking I'm bone this b**h She's walking down the block with her body making the talk Scott knows what to do, so he says nice frock A little time later Scott's in a position Now she's in hot, and bothered condition And by six, they went to Scott's crib to f** He's looking forward to get his jimmy s**ed Because she's been prowling for some white guck 40 minutes finally pa**, he's gotten his a** He came out laughing with a story to tell his friends But that's about the time the glory dispelled and ends [Verse 3] A day after Scott went to school to chill He played enough of a fool to turn ill From there he went down hill, and thoughts barked He gotten scarred, and plagued by these disease marks But he didn't even know, he didn't listen to Joe Realized he got the ill from the girl boned Went to the doc only to find out he had another year So I after the laughter I guess comes the tears