(Uuuuuuh) [CHORUS:] I got mad hoes and I got mad b**hes I'm coding in C and I branch with switches Java programming and C++ I program high homie, pa** the dutch Man pa** the dutch And shut the f** up. Art of Computer Programming, In Knuth We Trust Pour some out for Dijkstra dog, Show your love 'Cause Turing is looking out for us from up above. I'm like Gödel, Except reincarnated. I used to be an undergrad, Now I graduated. The haters, oh man how they hate it But most in the lab, they just glad I made it. Yo yo, (Chorus) MC Plus+, I program high and drunk Listen to Lil Jon cause I keep it crunk Programming and thuggin, I made them one in the same Sippin' Hennessey, Writin' "static void main()" Champagne when my code runs flawlessly I strongly suggest you don't f** with me I wish professors would just let me be But haters gonna try hatin' on a real CS-O.G. (Chorus) You can't code like me, Man stick to shell scripts. MC Plus+ write an OS in MIPS Man f** scripts, You should stick to HTML Could you even write "Hello World!"? It's hard to tell. Object oriented programming, Can't match my design. My code's fine like J. Lo, Yours looks like Frankenstein. My comments are like rhythm and rhyme, Got b**hes fighting over me like "Uh-uh, skank, he's so mine" Uh uh, (Chorus)