MC Paul Barman - Paullelujah! lyrics

What will we do when we have our own kids Give 'em twelve year bids just after the bars come of the cribs Work within the system, make 'em listin' To the darkest lecture in the architecture Of a prison full of purity guards, security guards That's sure to be hard Recess (ringing) Ran ... to the yard ... visitation rights Boredom is the warden Think we just ignore private school But can you afford them? And even then they're fair to Bette Midler They fiddle ... diddles And now they got the Ritalin ADD Another dumb doctor's complicity I'm about to substitute teach no T.R.A.C.T. So when the states fail And they can't make bail We'll hold a yail brake/fake bake sale Slow in the uptake While below in this cupcake There is a file mile wide With the rebile style died Paullelujah Current events, comparesing contrasts Causing effects, evarising bombats Five paragraphs each starts with a topic sentence Or hook for pop ascendants So much pop of course people stop attendance And this court loves to drop defences Let me see how illusion is spelled 98 percent of the graduates retriculate Because the other ones got expelled And then you know where they go We could relatucate with the art But we ain't got pay... You can take you budgettary constraints And find it up you hairy ta... That means you principle a**wipe! You are worse for crossing gra** than sa** in a gla** pipe This isn't hyperbolly This is reality, verbally And we don't wan't weekends we need every day between If you're mic-ed out when you're twenty You're old when you're fifteen I know - I reopen the black mountain school And bring back to us the abacus as a counting tool Y'all know what time it is This is my ... house When run around when it's nice out And nobody counts house