MC Paul Barman - ALL CAPS lyrics

I'm old school like a sysop in high-tops When I drop knowledge lasers shoot out my eye like Cyclops I took a Colt .45 To a Michael Bolton 45 RPM Carpe Diem I hated Dead Poet's Society and R.E.M When my synapses snap The rap world collapses It looks like demolition photos done in time lapses The name in all caps is M-C-P-B You'll never see me fronting Like I'm e e cumming K.d. lang and art speigelman Think they can hang as equals, man Bell hooks confuses capitalization with capitalist patriarchy Me and the caps lock key know that to be malarkey I just can't seem to keep my panties on Since entering the pantheon I broadcast across the atmosphere like Denis Leary As pee hits your knee From the urnial So flows internal kernels from my journal