MC Paul Barman - Vulture Shark Sculpture Park lyrics

Are you feeling zip-zip? Are you ready for Partying? I need your field Trip slip signed by a parent Or guardian. But I Understand if they Don't want to sign it Because most People find Vulture Shark's Sculpture Park a little bit dangerous... Culture, hark! There's Bunny Loafabread on a Sofabed. Igloo Turtle leaps a Big blue hurdle Overhead. Lil Orphan Dolphin gets endorphins From golfing. She looks Lucky and reckless Thanks to Her Tumbleweed/ Bumblebead Necklace. There's Hamstergram to Amsterdam With a robo-actional Hobo satchel perched on an Ampersand. Watch a newborn Gorilla dip a blue Corn tortilla chip. Don Quixote with a Calder 'stache rides Donkey Odie. A sign says, "Don't Touch." Balderdash! As if the Oil in my hands is more destructive Than natural erosion from acid Rain lightning storms. A bucolic setting. A whole house Made of bedding. It's getting cold Out. Oh wow, a wedding. The groom wore a costume, a very goth towel, A terrycloth cowl. He said, "I, Hairy Moth Owl, take you to bite Awfully Headed To ravish And mould in quickness And stealth till d**h Or we part. And you?" The bride, a turtledove, Replied, "You may kiss the fertile Love inside my girdle/glove divide." Vulture Shark presided as host and proposed A toast: "Make Your woman a momma, Damn it. Spread more seeds On the planet than a pomegranate." He'd copped her a Lepidoptera Helicopter, a Dubuffet Table with bu*ter frogs and Mice, a chopped Liver goose, and Lincoln Logs of ice. I said, "Beg pardon. We brought the happy A couple a Caterpillar Egg Carton." We had Our fill of turkey sandwiches made from Traced hands on butcher Paper tablecloths with gla**es Of crayons. Marriage isn't an individgin Decision. I ran over a bridge And explored the park store Run by Rebecca Pidgeon. She sells Tight terrific site specific Environments; Vulture Shark Sculpture Park as depicted by Barman's Garments.