MC Paul Barman - N.O.W. lyrics

[Intro] Girls, this is a free charter bus to the protest Okay, I want to see everybody representing their own interests for once Boys, you should care about reproductive rights, too Do you really want to send us to Switzerland every time you don't wear a condom? RU486ing injustice? Well if so, then get on the bus, miss Let's move it, let's foment discord in the District of Corruptia Show your vital signs, it's up to ya To keep Title IX's impact intact, no jest And whichever man has the balls to come to the pro-choice protest is gonna get so s**ed What do we want? (To get laid!) When do we want it? (Now!) X4 Her name was Genevieve, she had a whole henna sleeve That said "Who cares what men achieve?" Under her arm? "America's Wrong" by Erica Jong Leaning against the bus, she said "No blood for oil." I said "No cud for soil." She said "No bills for spills." I said "No swill in gills." She said "Think globally, act locally." I said so your frontal lobe'll react vocally? She had tits. (Titties?) Two of them! Made her WFMU shirt look like Woo-FM She wore hot shorts and let out some kind of snot-snort And said "You like my belly necklace? You want a smelly breakfast?" I said "Okay, Miss Fish Filet, shall we stay at the Swiss chalet Off I-495?" I broke out the travel-size Astroglide and said "Babycakes, there's no proof the paper told the truth that Castro lied." Stick it in! x6 One size fits all, buns thighs tits, y'all Moist? Yup! Hoist up. Me first, now twirl. Reverse cowgirl Crikey, sploosh! Nike swoosh up the dykey toosh Put my mini-big skinny twig in her guinea pig camel-toe (Imitating music) That's how the sample goes What do we want? (To get laid!) When do we want it? (Now!) Clitorally, went from red to green. Literally! Vaginally? Drenched with sweat and the stench of pet. Finally? Frenched the wet Whooziwhatsits. Blew through her oozy bu*t zits Not a modicum, a lotta cum. (But I want more. More cum.) Don't worry. There's more of that same cum where that cum came from I follow politics to ball all the chicks, cross-pollinate then call it quits Hey hey, ho ho, the girl I just slept with has got to go (Hey hey, ho ho, the guy I just slept with has got to go.) Hey hey, ho ho, you gotta go. (The guy I just slept with, he's gotta go.) Yeah, I'm leaving. (Bye!) You first. (Later!)