MC Lars Horris - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships) lyrics

Internet relationships are not real Your heart, people steal but identities conceal So heres a tale of warning for girls and boys Laptop computers can be dangerous toys In the chat room, I inspect Whos here tonight? ASL check Im 20/F from the UK Send me an IM and Ill make your day Im twenty-two and my name is Daryl Nice to meet you, Daryl, my name is Carol What do you like Carol? I like to go to shows I collect comic books and vintage clothes What do you like? I like to skate I play rock guitar but Im not that great I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late I live in San Francisco and hangin' on the Haight Do you like the Golden Gate? I did when I was eight Maybe I can come and visit? Maybe you should wait See, Im really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife I weigh three hundred pounds and I hate my life Are you serious? Yes, well, Ive got a secret too Im not twenty, Im really thirty-two I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue You lied to me, Carol Well, you lied to me too Its not normal to have an Internet girlfriend Online relationships are just pretend Unplug your heart, upgrade your system Get, get off the Internet Bob went on MySpace for hours a day Talking to girls from Moscow to L.A. But people can surprise you from behind a screen Listen to this verse and youll see what I mean Hi, Im Susie, I like your profile I checked out your pics and I like your style Sounds good, Susie, Ill be your friend We can write each other again and again Comment on my pics and post on my page Join my groups and guess my age You must be eighteen, how could you not? You cant be in high school, youre just too hot Let me send you pics for your personal collection I hope they inspire you and give you a smile Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene Cops showed up at his door, she was only sixteen Its not normal to have an Internet girlfriend Online relationships are just pretend Unplug your heart, upgrade your system Get, get off the Internet If you dont believe, us heres a final story About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lorie Behind the monitor truth is hidden from your eyes Marcus didnt know but he was in for a surprise Weve been dating for a while but lets cut to the chase I dont know what you look like and I wanna see your face But what does it matter? You know who I am inside What if youre not a woman and this whole time you lied? You got me there, Im not really a female Im a guy who pretends to be a girl through email So this is why its bad to meet women online Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time Check online relationships Internet girl, Internet relationship Fresh, [Incomprehensible] physician [Incomprehensible] MC Lars Fresh, fresh Its not normal to have an Internet girlfriend Online relationships are just pretend Unplug your heart, upgrade your system Get, get off the Internet Its not normal to have an Internet girlfriend Online relationships are just pretend Unplug your heart, upgrade your system Get, get off the Internet Online relationships, online relationships Online relationships, online relationships Online relationships, online relationships Online relationships, online relationships